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fckyeahundergroundhiphop:

Beatowski-Summertime



Sucks a little because we’re too busy with our own lives. I want a little us time. Not us as in we’re together but us in a friendship way



You can take me to Rasputin, Armadillo, Amoeba, a bookstore or coffee shop, stay there for hours and hours and I won’t be bored. Books, music, and coffee are my life. Or you can take me to somewhere I’ve never been with nice scenery. I would still have fun being surrounded by nature.



Why must people make rude sarcastic comments and get offended by someone else’s OPINION and then get mad at someone else for getting butt hurt because they voiced their opinion? Like shit, chillll nigga. An opinion isn’t a fact. Some people need to relax with the booty tickledness and sarcastic comments. AIn’t nobody gonna listen to you when you get booty tickled boo boo. They’re just gonna be amused.



dearscience:

I really do not find lana del rey the least bit attractive



Fuck yeah. #daftpunk #ram #happy

theyre a fine couple


never really found this funny

(Source: jerseyfreshh)



How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

who knew ed sheeran was on tumblr??

(Source: surf4ces)



andross:

When you have a house or apartment of your own, it’s important to put serious thought into what you plan to hang on the walls, because there are people in the world like myself who will walk into your home and look at the artwork on the walls and judge you based on it.



So not used to people telling me they love me



mamasam:

bestrooftalkever:

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”

If this isn’t the best metaphor for congress I don’t know what is.

How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?
Charles Bukowski, Factotum (via styleandsubstance)


Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be

Stand up or enjoy your fall